News of the weird and just plain stupid
Two homeless guys were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one homeless guy said to the other, “I’m the luckiest guy in the whole world”.
“Why is that?”, asked the other homeless guy.
“Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $20 bill. I went into town and bought […]
A little girl and her mother are walking through the park one day when they see two teenagers fucking on a bench.
The little girl asks, “Mommy, what are they doing?” The mother hesitates, then quickly replies, “Oh honey, they are making cakes.”
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two […]
I enjoy tossing one off to porn as much as the next guy, but there is no doubt that nothing beats the real thing, a hot, willing, and ready slut to fuck and suck your brains out, and hopefully be gone before you wake up in the morning. The problem is that […]
What’s up freaks? It’s been a while since I have graced you all with my nonsensical bullshit, but once again my favorite coked out gutter slut is in the news, Lindsay Fucking Lohan! Apparently Calum Best, son of soccer legend George Best (I have no fucking clue who he is, either) decided that […]