Two homeless guys were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one homeless guy said to the other, “I’m the luckiest guy in the whole world”.
“Why is that?”, asked the other homeless guy.
“Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $20 bill. I went into town and bought some cheap liquor and was fucked up drunk for three days.”
The other homeless guy replied, “That was pretty good, but I think I’m the luckiest guy in the whole world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a beautiful naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I fucked her silly for three days.”
“Jesus”, said the first homeless guy. “You are the luckiest guy in the whole world. Did you get a blow job, too?”
“Well no”, the other homeless guy replied, “Actually, I never did find her head.”
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