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I always had a “Wocket in my Pocket” for Christina Aguilera, because I love a dirty girl that looks like she bathes in Crisco and would suck you off behind the McDonald’s dumpster if the mood struck her right. Looking back on it she was the anti-Britney Spears, every bit as sexy but willing to embrace her naughty, “pass me around to all of your buddies and write about it to Penthouse Forum” side. Don’t get me wrong, I could appreciate Britney Spears’ innocent facade, but it was more of a “get me drunk on wine coolers and I might let you get to second base so you can brag to your buddies about smelling your finger” type image. While there is something to be said for that Christina Aguilera seemed more like a sure thing, and every guy loves a sure thing.

Fast forward a few years, and Britney Spears is a train wreck slut that is popping out white trash babies left and right, and often looks so greasy even the Crisco is telling her to wash her ass. Christina Aguilera, on the other hand, went through a massive image change, kind of a new school Marilyn Monroe with huge fake tits. But then she got pregnant, and those huge fake tits now look like they are smuggling enough milk to feed one of those Third World shit holes Angelina Jolie likes to adopt kids from.

The following pictures show what happens when you take a pair of B cup tits, toss in a couple D cup implants, and then proceed to fill them up with some good old Vitamin D. Pay extra attention to the huge purple veins that are bulging out of her right tit…now that’s hot!