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Ok, so maybe they really aren’t that slutty, but at least I got your attention. It seems that in Touch Weekly, some online rag I have never heard of, got their hands on some pictures of Angelina Jolie when she was 16, whoring it up for the cameras in a bikini, a one piece bathing suit, and a pretty fucking hot vinyl lingerie type outfit. Where the fuck was she when I was 16? Come to think of it, I’d probably still hit it now, and I’m in my 30’s. If you are going to go to jail at least make it worth it.

Honestly I don’t know what all of the fuss is about. People just love to be outraged at anyone displaying their sexuality, because it makes them feel better about their empty lives. They know they could never get a hot celebrity babe like Angelina Jolie, so they speak out in mock outrage because the photos are supposedly too racy for a 16 year old. Bullshit I say, try going to the beach on an average weekend and you will see girls much younger than that walking around in thongs with their tits hanging out. The truth is they are ashamed of the fact that it turns them on, so they figure if they yell and scream loud enough people won’t notice the bulge in their pants.

As always, enjoy the pictures freaks, and scroll down past hot celebrity slut Angelina Jolie to see my take on the whole “Jail Bait” issue.