News of the weird and just plain stupid
Is there any sight in the world more boner inspiring than a woman who recently had a baby, showing off her ripe, luscious, engorged pregnancy tits? In past entries I have posted some pictures of Christina Aguilera and her massive baby feeders, and now it is Halle Berry’s turn. Berry recently […]
This may be a little old, but I received an e-mail today from a reader of this fine site (I have readers? Who knew?) that asked if I could find the Meg White from the White Stripes sex tape. Seeing as I aim to please, I did a little searching and […]
Ok, so maybe they really aren’t that slutty, but at least I got your attention. It seems that in Touch Weekly, some online rag I have never heard of, got their hands on some pictures of Angelina Jolie when she was 16, whoring it up for the cameras in a bikini, a […]
If you are anything like me then you fell in love with Charisma Carpenter when she played Cordelia Chase on the TV version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and later on the spin-off Angel. I have admittedly always been a science fiction, supernatural, and horror geek, and I always thought both shows […]
I always had a “Wocket in my Pocket” for Christina Aguilera, because I love a dirty girl that looks like she bathes in Crisco and would suck you off behind the McDonald’s dumpster if the mood struck her right. Looking back on it she was the anti-Britney Spears, every bit as sexy […]
What’s up freaks? It’s been a while since I have graced you all with my nonsensical bullshit, but once again my favorite coked out gutter slut is in the news, Lindsay Fucking Lohan! Apparently Calum Best, son of soccer legend George Best (I have no fucking clue who he is, either) decided that […]
One of the things that always manages to annoy me is the holier than thou douchebags that would have you believe they would never fuck a particular famous whore, simply because she is just that, a famous whore. I’m talking about this guy…”I would never fuck (insert famous promiscuous female here), she […]
I was always under the impression that a celebrity’s career had to be over before they leaked their naked pictures or sex tapes. In the case of Vanessa Hudgens, she didn’t let that pesky rising star Hollywood career get in the way and went straight for the future career in porn. While these […]