Most Tasteless and Offensive One Liner Jokes Ever So Don’t Be a Cunt and Cry
One of the things I love almost as much as porn is horribly offensive, tasteless jokes. I mean the kind that will get you fired from your job if you accidentally forward the e-mail to the wrong co-worker. That’s the problem with this world…nobody has a fucking sense of humor. Below are some of the [...]
Car Keys to Please?
It’s Friday night, and this hot teen girl wants to go out to a party, but alas she doesn’t have a ride. So she goes downstairs and says to her dad “Dad, can I have the car keys?”. He immediately points to the bulging cock in his pants and says, “Sure, but what are you [...]
Dead Head
Two homeless guys were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one homeless guy said to the other, “I’m the luckiest guy in the whole world”. “Why is that?”, asked the other homeless guy. “Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $20 bill. I went into town and [...]
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through the park one day when they see two teenagers fucking on a bench. The little girl asks, “Mommy, what are they doing?” The mother hesitates, then quickly replies, “Oh honey, they are making cakes.” The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl [...]
